Can't Handle A Motorcycle Crash Better Than This Guy Just Did

What’s that? Me? I crashed that motorcycle, flipped on my head and almost died? Nah, I’m just having a nice casual stroll on this beautiful day. Ho hum, nothing to see here.

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Remember how in Menace II Society O-Dog has the surveillance tape of him shooting the Korean shopkeepers and he makes everyone watch it all the time? That’s exactly what this would be for me. If I was that guy, everyone watches the time I casually walked away from death every time they step foot into my house. Like taking your shoes off. Take your shoes off, now watch me be a total boss and tell me how awesome I am.